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The Tom Brady Haters Song
After Hawkeye shocked the world by admitting he was rooting for Tom Brady, the Scientist at the Hawkeye Laboratories created this song for all the Tom Brady Haters. Our Banned Super Bowl Commercial During a commercial break for a recent Super Bowl Broadcast, there was :30 seconds of a blank screen with frenzied…
Do you change the direction of your ceiling fan in the winter? Hawkeye and Michelle investigate
Hawkeye and Michelle were wondering if anybody actually flipped the switch of their ceiling fan in the winter, to make it spin in the opposite direction. Apparently a lot of people actually do. The Proper Way To Set the Fan:
Did you Hear Hawkeye Give “The Dad Interview” To Michelle’s New Boyfriend?
Recently, Hawkeye felt it was necessary to have Michelle’s new boyfriend on the show and ask him about his . . . intentions
EXCLUSIVE: Joe Exotic’s Lawyer Reaches Out To New Country 96.3’s Michelle Rodriguez in Anticipation of Pardon
(Breaking Jan 19, 2021) Fans wait to see if the President will pardon Tiger King’s Joe Exotic this afternoon. Earlier today, his manager and lawyer Eric Love reached our to Michelle Rodriguez of the Hawkeye in the Morning Show to show off the elaborate limo awaiting Joe’s possible release We got a check in…
Hawkeye Vs Michelle – The Songwriting Contest With Dan+Shay as Judges.
Hawkeye and Michelle tried to replicate the songwriting and producing talents of Dan+Shay. Unfortunately, they may have written and produced two of the worst songs ever written. Thankfully, they were both only 15 seconds long. Dan+Shay joined the show as celebrity judges to determine who had the best Mini-Song.. Who won the competition?
Fort Worth Monolith Mystery Solved – Hawkeye and Michelle Confess: “We put the Monolith there”
(#Breaking) This morning on the New Country 96.3’s Hawkeye in the Morning Show, Hawkeye and Michelle confessed to putting the monolith along Fort Worth Trinity Trails on Beach Street off of I-30. Hawkeye and Michelle enlisted the help of kids of Millsap High School and their instructor John Black to build the monolith. Saturday, morning,…
The Relationship Report Card – Scoreboard
Monday mornings at 8:10 Hawkeye gives his wife Madelyn precious airtime to grade him on his role of husband. Here are some of the most talked about episodes. Past Grades below: January 18, 2021 Hawkeye thinks he’s getting a good grade for fixing the vacuum . . . perhaps not. January, 4 2021 Another…
The Burying of the Hawkeye in the Morning Time Capsule – What Went Inside the Time Capsule?
Hawkeye and Michelle are put together a time capsule to be opened in 50 years by the kids at Keeley Elementary School in Rowlett. These are the items The Following items were donated for the Time Capsule: an iPhone and Charger Masks Hand Santizer a copy of the Dallas Morning News Baby Yoda A Supermarket…
DISCOVER Bonnie and Clyde’s Old Escape Route (on Bikes)
Over the weekend Hawkeye discover a bike trail that follows Bonnie and Clyde’s old escape route. Find the story and directions here: